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PISSED OFF.
Yesterday i was driving to a mates house and pulled up behind a toyota landcruiser at some traffic lights which were on red. 2 mins later they went green but the bloke didnt move so i gave him a few secs to see if he noticed the green light but no he still didnt move.
So i beeped my horn, just a little pip so he would see.
Next thing i know, the fat **** sticks his middle finger up at me from the side window and proceeds to sit there at a green light. Then the lights turn red. 2 mins later the lights are green again and he stil doesnt move. PRICK. so i proceed to drive round him and carry on but then he decides to pull off when he sees what im doing. Causing me to almost crash into him.
So then i proceed to follow him as he is going the same way. But im keeping my distance as i can see hes a dick. Next thing i know, he skids to a halt, and starts reversing towards me! THIS IS ON A 30mph bit of busy road!!!
I promptly shit myself and stall the car lol. He stops about 10 inches from my car, does a Uturn and drives off laughing. Luckily there was no other traffic about as it was quite late
WAT A TOTAL TOSSER?! WATS THE POINT? its not like i beeped for ages or in a rude way
rant over :D
pugginquik
10-05-2007, 09:13 PM
i cant hold my temper, so sorry id have got out n let him taste my screwdriver from the bottom of his chin, i had some wesley snipes geeza do this to me a while ago, gets out goes to the passenger side (pussy) where the missus was sat like his gonna put window thru on her so i drive over central res on dual carriage way into oncoming traffic, the prick is so mad he carries on taking his anger out on the clio that was behind me, had i been on my own without the g/f or with a mate the **** would not have been left standing, i had more than one chance to run hime ova!
just gotta be careful lfella n i dont care what ppl say make sure u got summat in the motor to defend yaself, coz no1 these days fights five fingers!
Welcome to uk roads guys......
Raz
vicky
10-05-2007, 10:47 PM
I don't know what goes through these peoples minds.
just gotta be careful lfella n i dont care what ppl say make sure u got summat in the motor to defend yaself, coz no1 these days fights five fingers!
Agreed. I've got appropriate protection in my car ever since a group of about 15-20 corwded my car and all started trying to get in! Also got chased the other night by a Fiesta full of people when I was on my own all swearing out the window at me for no reason!
If you do have something in your car though make sure you have a good reason to have it. e.g. don't just randomly have a crow bar in the back incase the police do ever stop you and notice it ;)
WelshXSiMagic
10-05-2007, 10:47 PM
Theres some psycos out there, a few weeks back i was driving down a side street when some guy was getting out of his van an thought i was bombin down the street (exhaust) he walked right up to my window an put his fist straight through it! prick, police got involvd an all thas guna apen to him is hes gora pay 20quid for the window an right me a letter of apology! which im still waiting for 3 weeks later, FU**ING JUSTICE SYSTEM!
ste_106_gti
10-05-2007, 10:58 PM
If you do have something in your car though make sure you have a good reason to have it. e.g. don't just randomly have a crow bar in the back incase the police do ever stop you and notice it ;)
Extendable wheel nut bar in the gap between the door and seat.
Perfectly good reason for having it in the car ;)
You'd be surprised how many people shut up when you get out the car with it.
Rallye James
10-05-2007, 11:00 PM
I think my new fire extinguisher should fit the bill, plus it adds to the rally look and...
...its red :p
Yeah i always drive round with my doors locked and have a wheel brace under my seat.
KayMarie
11-05-2007, 01:16 PM
F*ck me thats harsh! What is it with people and 4x4's? There is an utter c**t around her that drives about, just being a pr*ck to everyone, for no other reason then, he has a bigger car and can overpower people!
well, DUHHH
he has a small dick lol
Quiksilver_TR
11-05-2007, 01:22 PM
What the f**k is wrong with people.
I always drive around with the doors locked and have always got an escape route sorted just incase. There is also the wheel brace down the side of the seat, just in case.
mechsman
13-05-2007, 09:33 PM
Tend to find a big maglight (2 D cells upwards) does the trick. Perfectly good reason to carry it in the glovebox, in fact the police even recommend u carry a "powerful" torch :D. Those things have a LOT of weight behind em, and security guards and police use em cos they double as a baton!
Joe_Quik
13-05-2007, 10:07 PM
Yer most people are all mouth tho these days! Ya stand up towards em n they start to back down.. fannys.. Still always carry summat jus incase they do get game! haha sum crazys bastards out there!
scotty89
14-05-2007, 05:58 PM
prob cause he a f**ken nob in a big 4x4 which make him king of the road...NOT:D
mattblackcustoms
27-05-2007, 07:18 PM
I had some bitch in golf nearly rearend me 5 times today. i stopped and walked up to her car - she was on her mobile:mad: :mad:
Well she has to buy a new one now, cos I smashed it on the kerb!! Lucky i don't hit women otherwise she would have hit the kerb second!! I had my daughters in the back, she was gambling with their lives:mad:
mattblackcustoms
27-05-2007, 07:18 PM
Tend to find a big maglight (2 D cells upwards) does the trick. Perfectly good reason to carry it in the glovebox, in fact the police even recommend u carry a "powerful" torch :D. Those things have a LOT of weight behind em, and security guards and police use em cos they double as a baton!
Used to have a 6 cell on in the army;) :D
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