I'm moaning again

[peedee]

Right, I'm going to moan again, this time its not grown men in football shirts, or women wearing boxer shorts as underwear, its old people driving, people in petrol stations and fat people.

1). Old people driving. I can''t even begin to express how seriously f****d off I get at old people driving. When is the government going to bring in a new law that requires people to take another driving test when they reach the age of 70, and until they pass it, they cannot drive on our roads. This would get rid of all the blind, moronic, slow oap's that clog up roads every single day. I'm not saying people should drive quickly everywhere, but at least do the speed limit.

2). People in petrol stations. There is someone in front of you filling their car up, they put in a full tank which takes about 3 hours, then they go into the station to pay. They get to the desk, and THEN rummage around in their handbags (notice who this is aimed at) taking ages, all the while you're still sat waiting. Then, once they've got their credit / debit card out, realise they want a drink and something to eat, so off they go looking around for a couple of mins. They come back and pay. Then they come out of the petrol station, get to their car, and realise their keys are still in their handbag. cue rummaging for keys. Unlock car, get in. Now here comes the bit that really f***s me off. They sit pissing around in their car for what seems like decades. Putting things down, talking to their partner, fiddling with the radio - GET A F*****G MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3). Fat people. Fat people really annoy me. Being fat is never their fault is it? Its always some generic condition blah blah blah. Fat people say they have this condition where their mind makes them think that they're not full up. Ok, this may be the case, but why is it they have to fill themselves up on shit? Why can't they fill themselves with carrots and peas, or fruit, or anything healthy? Metabolism - yes, people do have different rates, but this is no excuse. So some people burn off food quicker than others, what difference does that make? Fat people with slow metabolism rates should do more exercise, but they don't because they're lazy sods. Then I read about fatties getting free ops on the NHS that would usually cost thousands. I pay for these through my taxes. Its their own fault they've got fat, and I don't care what happens to them. I don't want my hard earned money going to some fat s**t who is too lazy to help himself!!

[Rallye James]

Having a bad day?! :p

I do agree though, especially with the first one and the last one ;)

Old people + junctions = trouble

As for fat people, just don't eat so much - simple, I can't see the problem :rolleyes:

[peedee]

yeah, its true. It just comes down to not being greedy! And anyone who says otherwise is wrong. When you tell fat people that, they're like "yeah, but how do you know because you're not fat".

I'm not fat because I'm not greedy and have a bit of self pride (apart from the odd friday night).

[Rallye James]

I'm not fat (well, not too fat :p) and I eat loads of junk food and do no exercise

Explain that :p

[peedee]

You must have a quick metabolism mate. You're body burns off the food quickly. I'm sure you actually do exercise. Even walking down the street is exercise, you just don't realise it. Besides, its been proven its good to have a extra fat on you.

You really do have to eat mountains of s**t and do absolutley nothing to get like some of these people you see on tv. Lazy F*****s!!!

[Chris S]

youre spot on with the old people thing.
i was driving down my road with one old person coming the other way. Parked on their side of the road was a pickup truck, therefore it was their turn to slow down and wait for me to pass. Fair enough, the guy was slowing down to let me through so i carried on. I dont quite know what happened but i think his right arm decided to pull on the steering wheel forcing me to kerb my new alloys today :(
gutted.
pricks.

[peedee]

Shit bummer mate, soz to hear it.

They probably saw you coming and thought "ah, bloody boy racer, he's going too fast and he's a bad driver", like all old people seem to think if they see anyone driving a modified car!

[Jimbo]

Completley agree with everything in the above!

I used to drive reasonably quickly ( not dangerously), but lately i've slowed down a bit......sticking to speed limits, yes, fine...but why on earth do people sit at about 40 when it's a stretch of road with a national speed limit! F**ks me right off!

Fat people, cant' stand them. Lose some weight!!

But what really, really pisses me off is lorry drivers! Why try and race each other on a dual carriageway, when the speeds of both are near enough matched! Do these arrogant w**kers have no consideration for other road users? I've got to the point where if a lorry indicates to pull out and he's quite a way in front of me, i'll boot it, just so he can't! :)

Whilst on the subject of inconsiderate drivers.............. i was on the A14 the other day, and some stupid old t**t in a Renault Megane, was just sat in the outside lane at about 65mph!............. which is fair enough, maybe she doesn't like to go too fast, but the fact that there wasn't anything on the inside lane for as far as i could see wound me up too the point where i was shouting and swearing.....realising that she couldn't hear me!...anyway i flashed her, and she didn't move, so i got right up her arse, and flashed her again, finally...she pulls over into the inside lane, and i overtook. You'd of thought she'd of got the idea by now wouldn't you.but obviously not, because as soon as i'd passed her, she pulled back out again and just sat there for the next 3 miles!!

[peedee]

LOL!!! Totally agree with everything you say mate. Lorry drivers a bloddy pain in the arse (sorry to my uncle if you're reading).

Middle lane cruisers!!!!!!!! I won't even get started!

[Lacey]

Whilst on the subject of inconsiderate drivers.............. i was on the A14 the other day, and some stupid old t**t in a Renault Megane, was just sat in the outside lane at about 65mph!............. which is fair enough, maybe she doesn't like to go too fast, but the fact that there wasn't anything on the inside lane for as far as i could see wound me up too the point where i was shouting and swearing.....realising that she couldn't hear me!...anyway i flashed her, and she didn't move, so i got right up her arse, and flashed her again, finally...she pulls over into the inside lane, and i overtook. You'd of thought she'd of got the idea by now wouldn't you.but obviously not, because as soon as i'd passed her, she pulled back out again and just sat there for the next 3 miles!!


Sounds like my mum.... if it was green megane she'll be in trouble when she gets home :p ;)

[Jimbo]

Sounds like my mum.... if it was green megane she'll be in trouble when she gets home :p ;)

:p It was a sort of olive green colour, and guess what, not only was she old and inconsiderate! She was obese to the point where her chin was hanging over the steering wheel!

Another thing that winds me up to the point where i want to kill someone, is mothers doing the school run in their 4x4's....why!?

Where i live isn't too far from the main town in the area and a main road runs right through the village, but there's also alot of country roads which i use to get to college or work in the mornings. Most of these roads are only wide enough for one car, which is fair enough, if i meet someone coming the other way, i'll do my best to move over for them...........but the thing that pisses me off the most is when these stupid bints doing the school run in their Chelsea tractors won't make any effort to move over onto the grass verge! I'm in a little 106 which would probably fall apart if i try any form of off-roading and your in a fucking 4X4! They make no attempt to move over,and once they've basically forced me into a field, they then have the cheek to make no sign of gratitude what so ever! F**ks me off beyond belief! So for anyone reading that lives near me, next time you do the school run, use the f**king main road! :)

[mikey_b]

aye i know what u mean with the 4x4 people round here, utter dicks. i just just on the road till they go round me, not grounding my car on a verge so they can get by.

dont get me started on middle lane people on the motorway, i drive alot for work on the motorway and its the most annoying thing ever. clueless drivers

[gazz]

Ungrateful people - you wait for them, no thanks at all, that pisses me off. Ususally Merc, or BMW drivers that do this too me! Just because your car cost more than mine, doesn't mean you are better than me :mad:

Middle/outside lane drivers - :mad: I find sticking on the inside lane at the same speed, with your bonnet around their passanger door does the trick, and winds them up. (Am I still allowed to say that - it's not illegal is it?)

BMW Drivers - I know this is stereotypical but the majority are awful! And why are indicators an additional extra, because they don't seem to come as standard!?

And just generally all of the already mentioned!

[peedee]

LOL! yeah, I agree about BMW drivers. They think because their car is big, its fast and have right of way. The also have small penis's.

Personally, I find Vectra drivers are the worst. Usually reps who think they're really important and have to get everywhere really quickly. Pricks.

[vicky]

Old people bug me when they do 40mph on a national speed limit road. What is that all about?

Fat people annoy me as well, I cant understand how some people get so obese, they must have to eat all the time. :/ There was this massive women at work who had this stick to help her walk. She'd walk up the stairs then have to stop for about 10 mins to get her breathe back then try and walk down another set of steps which took her another 10 mins because she was so overweight. That was probably all the exercise she got in a day. I mean how hard is it really to just cut down on bad food and do a bit of exercise?

Oh something that annoys me, parents who put their kids in their car on the side of the road, why can't they do it on the side with the pavement? Had some women today who was doing it and had her car door open and I couldn't drive past and had to wait ffs.

Theres some bloody muppets on the road around here. :mad:

[106XSi_Jay]

Come on buddy dont be to harsh on fat people, Yeah i agree real real fat people, but i aint no racing snake,
I aint gonna make excuses about my size, but i do **** loadsa exercise and never seem to shed the weight, and as for eating junk i rarely do, seriously you should see what my mates eat and there half the size of me.
I understand there is fat people out there who do eat loadsa junk and do no exercise then wonder why, but i do **** loads, i play football in a team on a monday then im down the park the rest of the week having a kick around, i also ride my bike most places and im still this size, so dont go putting us all in the same kettle of fish :)

[peedee]

Its all very well defending yourself mate, but its all about burning more calories than you take in. As I'm sure I've said earlier, some people have slower metabolism rates than others, and these people have to work harder to keep the weight off, thats just luck of the draw.

However, if you do exercise and don't eat crap, as you say you don't, you're obviously doing something wrong. People see exercise as different things. Some people see it as going for a run or other activity and pushing themselves to the limit, some people see it as going to the park for a bit of a kick around for 30 mins, not really doing much and then wondering why they haven't lost weight. Everyone can lose weight and get slimmer / more muscley / more toned etc, you just have to do the right things, and if you're aiming for one of these and not achieving it, you're obviously doing something wrong.

At the end of the day, its up to you if you wanna do enough exercise to achieve results, don't go blaming things that aren't to be blamed for being fat.

I exercise every single day, hence why I have a six pack, could run the arse off most people and am fit as a fiddle. I've got here because I worked hard to get here, and anyone else will tell ya the same!!!

[ste_106_gti]

But what really, really pisses me off is lorry drivers! Why try and race each other on a dual carriageway, when the speeds of both are near enough matched! Do these arrogant w**kers have no consideration for other road users? I've got to the point where if a lorry indicates to pull out and he's quite a way in front of me, i'll boot it, just so he can't! :)


I totally agree with you abouth lorries.

The reason they do it is so that they don't have to slow down because the lorry behind is catching up to the one in front to a point it could be dangerous so they pull out. It's all to do with weight, speed and inertia

[106XSi_Jay]

Its all very well defending yourself mate, but its all about burning more calories than you take in. As I'm sure I've said earlier, some people have slower metabolism rates than others, and these people have to work harder to keep the weight off, thats just luck of the draw.

However, if you do exercise and don't eat crap, as you say you don't, you're obviously doing something wrong. People see exercise as different things. Some people see it as going for a run or other activity and pushing themselves to the limit, some people see it as going to the park for a bit of a kick around for 30 mins, not really doing much and then wondering why they haven't lost weight. Everyone can lose weight and get slimmer / more muscley / more toned etc, you just have to do the right things, and if you're aiming for one of these and not achieving it, you're obviously doing something wrong.

At the end of the day, its up to you if you wanna do enough exercise to achieve results, don't go blaming things that aren't to be blamed for being fat.

I exercise every single day, hence why I have a six pack, could run the arse off most people and am fit as a fiddle. I've got here because I worked hard to get here, and anyone else will tell ya the same!!!

Yeah i fully understand your points of view, but get off your high horse, not everybody in this world is gonna see the same points as you, yeah i agree i could possibly push myself more to get myself looking better but hey this is me,

[peedee]

lol. I'm not getting on me high horse mate, I'm just saying what is true.

This is the rant section, and I'm having a rant about fat people blaming everything else on them being fat!

Fat people don't have to agree with me, and probably don't, but at the end of the days, its right, and thats why they don't like it!

The truth hurts!!!

[Chris S]

the town i live in is full of bloody 4x4's driven by wifes of millionaires. every other car i see is either an - X5, X3, Cayenne, Touareg, that fecking huge Q7 that audi have brought out, RR vogue, RR sport.
You get my drift.
They always seem to poke their car one or two foot too far out of a junction so you have to let them through.
They never say thankyou either.
I think the fat people rant is a bit over the top though. I got a few fat mates, theyre legends. Scary thing is, im getting a bit of a beer belly too :D

[mechsman]

Scary thing is, im getting a bit of a beer belly too

I hear that! It happening to me to! :eek: I work in an office all day so i don't really get much of a chance to exercise.

Middle lane drivers! Don't even get me started!

Personally, I find Vectra drivers are the worst. Usually reps who think they're really important and have to get everywhere really quickly. Pricks.

Hehe my dad drives a new shape vectra with a 2l turbo n he normally just pootles around at, or just below, the speed limit. But its farkin hilarious if u catch him on a bad day n see him dusting off all the ricer boys. That car will cruise at the ton with hardly any noise at all. U really do have to look at the speedo to see what ure doing.

N to the anti 4x4 mob, my mum has a mk1 shogun that is her daily driver. We have a big, old, heavy horse box that we have to tow with it, so not everybody driving a 4x4 is just using it for the school run. Nobody argues with the shogun on the road either cos its got a 2 inch lift, heavy duty front and rear bumpers (read bl**dy great rsj!) and a big metal sump guard :D

What pisses me off is all the 4x4 school mums (n dads suprisingly) who don't know how to drive em. Example: When we had all the snow a while back my m8 got called out to a fat arse Cayenne S out of the snow. When he got there he found that the Cayenne driver had basically got on the wide grass verge to park n manged to slide the nearside wheels sideways into the ditch! Idiot! Anyway if the guy had used the right settings on it he probaly would have got out but no, he just sat there spinning the (road) tires until it was well n truly stuck. My m8 towed him straight out with a freelander! The bloke was gutted :D

[Jimbo]

N to the anti 4x4 mob, my mum has a mk1 shogun that is her daily driver. We have a big, old, heavy horse box that we have to tow with it, so not everybody driving a 4x4 is just using it for the school run.

I never meant 4X4 drivers in general. Just the silly bints that use them to do the school run, then sit at home all day while their husbands are out working. :)

[mechsman]

I never meant 4X4 drivers in general. Just the silly bints that use them to do the school run, then sit at home all day while their husbands are out working. :)

K. It just annoys me when ppl lump every 4x4 user they see on the road in with the school run bints! The shogun is in no way a "pretty" 4x4 tho ;) so I don't know why ppl do it. Its a proper tank (rides like one n all!) and could probably quite easily outpull outclimb and outdrive (offroad) many of the new 4x4s

[106XSi_Jay]

lol. I'm not getting on me high horse mate, I'm just saying what is true.

This is the rant section, and I'm having a rant about fat people blaming everything else on them being fat!

Fat people don't have to agree with me, and probably don't, but at the end of the days, its right, and thats why they don't like it!

The truth hurts!!!
Thing is mate the truth dont hurt, yeah im over weight i will admit that but im happy, it seems people like you are the unhappy ones cause all you can do is sit around moaning all day at other people so :D

[peedee]

Read the thread properly mate!

I'm moaning because fat people that moan (not all, but the vast majority) blame everything else on them being fat and can't just admit that its they're own fault!

I'm not saying fat people are unhappy etc, as I'm sure there are a fair few that aren't. Also, when I say 'fat', I mean proper fat, as in, so fat that you have to walk with you're legs far apart coz the skin is rubbing!

P.s, I'm far from unhappy! (apart from with my car breaking down every 5 mins)