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Bean0
16-01-2008, 01:55 PM
I had to double check the date when reading this one...

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=90782
German outfit Tomarni has developed a new drug designed to make you better at gaming.

FpsBrain was created with help from Free University Berlin. The capsules are said to accelerate neural processes, heighten perception and improve reactions.

For EUR 19.90 you get 60 capsules. And a quick glance at the ingredients (the recipe has been approved by German law) reveals it contains amino acids, vitamins and other harmless-sounding things. Could be naughty. We're no chemist.

Essentially FpsBrain is a coffee, guarana or Berocca replacement you can pop in your daily routine to wake up a bit and pay more attention.

Tomarni staff take it four times a week so it must be safe, and they used to make computers for professional gamers. Explains choosing gamers over an office, health or university audience.

"The alertness and mental clarity I get from FpsBrain helps me to maximize my gaming performance with every move!" declared user Craig W. from Toronto.

And, if you don't like it, you can always claim your 110 per cent money back guarantee.

Shuffle nervously to the FpsBrain (http://www.fpsbrain.com/index.php?page=start) website to find out more.

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Fuzzy Orange
16-01-2008, 02:04 PM
What the feck

RobRG
16-01-2008, 02:11 PM
nah what a load of arse, if your shit at cs you will never be good

rofl
like me!

palmer234
17-01-2008, 11:32 PM
better sales pitch than mine that is!

will make your roof 110 times better than it is now! all for £100,000,000!

dee383
17-01-2008, 11:51 PM
what a load off B*******s
if you aint no good now that aint going to make you any better

gazz
17-01-2008, 11:53 PM
Hahaha, wonder how many people are trying to get hold of it...............................

loudandproud205
18-01-2008, 12:01 AM
sounds to me like watered down speed

dee383
18-01-2008, 12:07 AM
its probly caffine

106_Andy
18-01-2008, 12:10 AM
probablly well branded sugar...

gazz
18-01-2008, 12:11 AM
It's nothing! It's all phsycological, makes them think they are better! Because they think they are better they play better ;)

dee383
18-01-2008, 12:14 AM
the only way to get better is to play against better players and playing more

Chris106_1.1
18-01-2008, 10:32 AM
WOW i need some, wheres my phone wheres my phone

















pffft placebo

mat_106
20-01-2008, 08:14 PM
fucking nerds tbh if your shit your shit. play more and you will get better yourself