James is a muppet.... [Archive] - Peugeot 106 Owners Club

James.G

11-01-2007, 01:59 AM

just to let everyone know it is 2 am and me and James are sat on msn, watching a program in sign language about chimps that and talk and how some old birds is raising them...

and one made himself a pot noodle hahah...

and the where shaking there balls...

James

11-01-2007, 02:00 AM

2 of them was boning and then another joined in they were having a 3 way!!! and then he started shaking his bollocks and monkeying around LMFAO!

James.G

11-01-2007, 02:02 AM

hahaha... ah dear soooooooo random...

rich106quiksilver

11-01-2007, 02:02 AM

lol ;D

pugginquik

11-01-2007, 02:17 AM

LOL i saw a chimp masturbating once at a zoo, sum little girl about 8 asked her mom what it was doing, her mom looked away as if to say dnt ask me again, she was well embarrassed so i turned to her and said hes pleasuring himself ;D

James

11-01-2007, 02:27 AM

lmfao!!! haha quality nick!!

James.G

11-01-2007, 02:32 AM

hahahahahahhaha ;D :D

Lacey

11-01-2007, 08:43 AM

that poor girl is scarred for life now! bless her cotton socks

foster-12

11-01-2007, 09:54 AM

life would be so much better if we could get away with just living like a monkey, if some little girl spotted me doing that i would be behind bars straight away.

Lacey

11-01-2007, 10:59 AM

quite right too! I wouldnt want any child of mine seeing such filth! I was saw a man playing with himself on a train in london, my then boyfriend took pics ??? I was worried about that, hence why we aren't together anymore!

I had one of those adoption things for a monkey called freddy, he was naughty though cos he kept humping all the males, so they used to beat him up..... poor Freddy!

Raz

11-01-2007, 11:26 AM

Ok so this wins the most random award..........

Raz

foster-12

11-01-2007, 11:46 AM

You can adopt me if u want and ill guarantee you i wont ever hump any males? :D

Quiksilver_TR

11-01-2007, 11:48 AM

WTY!!! :D

Lacey

11-01-2007, 12:12 PM

hahahahahahahaha!

That made me giggle! Yeah sure, can we put you in a cage and poke you though or is that i different lifestyle choice???! :P

James.G

11-01-2007, 12:21 PM

Ok so this wins the most random award..........

Raz

:D ;D

foster-12

11-01-2007, 12:22 PM

hahahahahahahaha!

That made me giggle! Yeah sure, can we put you in a cage and poke you though or is that i different lifestyle choice???! :P

You can poke me aslong as i can poke you, deal?
sori 2 demean the conversation, if that actually can be done.

Lacey

11-01-2007, 12:28 PM

james.... wtf is your quote?! pull out a vibrator and start ramming it up her?! Please say that has an innocent explanation?!

Lacey

11-01-2007, 12:31 PM

I think this thread is about as low as it goes unfortunately...... im still intrigued about the vibrator though??!

James.G

11-01-2007, 12:32 PM

hahah... me and James where talking absoulte complete SHIT last night on the net till about 2.30am lol...
we ended up on some rather random subject... like how funny it would be if i was in a thong danceing with a dildo singing Hmmmmmm Mr BOOOOMBASTIC very FANTASTIC!!!

hahahahahah...

then he said how funny would it be if u just pulled....

Lacey

11-01-2007, 12:36 PM

that's given me a very disturbing picture in my head that i'd rather not think about.... thanks james! I wish i hadn't asked! Where were u suggesting the vibrator would be rammed?????! Is this something you should discuss with your girlfriend??!

foster-12

11-01-2007, 12:38 PM

lol i rly wasnt the wan to demean it, that is funny as **** tho. got a thong (never worn) my ex bought me if you would like to send it you. just dont post any pics of that up.

Lacey

11-01-2007, 12:41 PM

lol...... thongs really aren't designed for blokes!!!!!!!! it looks silly! I'm actually finding it quite hard to eat my lunch! Yeah G get the thong off foster and you might win shot of the month?!

James.G

11-01-2007, 12:42 PM

hahahah... get some pics of it up...

as i told James last night... i will never ever ever ever ever ever ever do that!!

what a fucking useless thread this is :D

ah lacey you love it...

foster-12

11-01-2007, 12:54 PM

i was that bored i just went and got pics, it was still in the wrapping paper and everyfink.
This ones me wearing it..........................................
Dont get to exited.....................................

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/foster-12/Photo-0007.jpg
and just the thong, it says sex god on the front but ya probz cant see it
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/foster-12/Photo-0008.jpg

Lacey

11-01-2007, 01:21 PM

sex god???! lol.... my ex bought me a thong with a pic of a cake on it saying fancy a nibble? i was like don't even go there..............

James this thread isn't pointless its helping me rack up the posts!!!!!

James.G

11-01-2007, 01:28 PM

:D haha lacey, fancy a nibble?

haha you whore... get them up!!!

foster... thats funny as ****!! and good to see the welsh flag flying high!!

foster-12

11-01-2007, 01:32 PM

Sure every1 would prefer to c ur thong than mine ;)
I robbed that flag off a lap post in Mold when prince charls was cumming to visit the church, i think 80 were put up a few days before and by the time he came there were none left,lol. i shamefully admit i joined in with the scum in half inching 1.

James.G

11-01-2007, 01:34 PM

hahah... i wont be wearing any thongs... unless lacey lends me one of hers ;)

haha iv got one up in my room too... didnt rob it tho :D

well im off to work on the car now.. :)

Lacey

11-01-2007, 07:55 PM

lol, leave my underwear outta this! its been thrown anyway, along with the dick who bought me them, probably thrown at him! so use ur imaginations.... although they're obviously very limited if thongs and vibrators are all you can think of??????! lmao!